Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Friday, June 20, 2014
We Are a Spotlight Tour Stop for Author C.M. Doporto's "Opposing Sides"!
Spotlight tour
Opposing Sides, by CM Doporto
Blurb:
College senior, Lexi Thompson, finds herself in a relationship to be wed to the university’s star baseball pitcher, Collin Norris.
Collin’s damn hot, but his lack of spark has Lexi thinking twice before she says ‘I Do’.
When she’s forced to tutor bad boy football quarterback, Raven Davenport, she soon discovers all the things she’s missing in her relationship with Collin.
Will she succumb to the temptations enticing her, or will Collin be able to convince his sweet, innocent fiancée that his love for her is genuine despite his lack of affection?
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014
So happy to be a part of Author Sofia Grey's "Release Day Blitz" for her new novel, Craving, the latest (Book #2) in the Talisman Series!
Tagline:
A
deal with a demon, a biker psychic and the girl who might just be his
salvation... if the demon doesn’t get to her first.
Blurb:
Dante isn’t your typical medium. With his
leather jacket, tattoos and piercings, he looks more at home on his motorbike
than he does holding a séance and Katherine has no intention of getting
involved with him. He's the complete opposite of the kind of man she wants and
represents everything she's tried to leave behind, but she needs a medium and
he’s the best one around.
Dante’s never allowed himself to get close to anyone for fear of putting them in danger. His craving for Katherine is about to bring his worst nightmares to life. ~
Excerpt:
Dante’s breath
hitched. He flinched, and a shudder ran up my arm. As he lifted his head I felt
the temperature plummet. The candles nearest to him flickered and bobbed as
though in a breeze and I shivered, chills oozing down my neck.
“Hello, Gabriel.” Dante sounded polite,
respectful. Beside me, Suki gasped, her fingers closing tighter around my hand.
One by one, the candles flickered and stuttered, the flames waved crazily and
almost blew out, before righting themselves. It looked as though an unseen
child crawled around the room, puffing at each one in turn. I shivered and
tucked my feet in tighter, huddling into myself to keep warm.
“Please show yourself to the circle.
Come and talk to us, Gabriel.”
I wrinkled my nose. What was that weird
smell? Like rotting meat.
The outer candles shimmied in turn, but
faster now. Dante spoke again, calm and measured. “Gabriel. I summon you to the
circle.”
Suki’s chest heaved, her eyes wide and
scared in the dim lights.
The candlelight steadied. Dante’s hand
relaxed a fraction, and he sucked in a deep breath. Was this it? Would Gabe
appear? The stink faded, and I turned my head to look at Dante just as Suki
squealed and a tiny spotlight in the ceiling exploded. Poof. One by one,
the recessed bulbs sparked and shattered, tiny glass fragments raining down on
us. Poof. Josh swore under his breath and I sought my voice. Poof.
“Don’t break the circle, keep your
hands linked.” Yes, I’d taken Nanette’s role.
Poof. Slivers of glass in
my hair. I gripped Dante ever tighter. I kept my head down to avoid the falling
glass, but focused on him through the curtain of my hair. He stared at the far
wall, his face a mask. I looked too. A column of mist hovered in front of the
door, tendrils snaked along the floor and washed around the circle, nudging the
salt lines. It’s trying to get in, I realized, my heart speeding up. Poof.
The final spotlight blew out, leaving us illuminated only by candles. I
shivered, trembling from head to toe. My teeth would be chattering in another
minute.
Dante gasped, and his head lolled
forward. I blinked as the room began to dim. Oh God. One by one, the
outer candles winked out, invisible fingers pinching the wicks. I could feel
Suki’s terror, the trembling cascading down through her hand. I tried to stay
calm. Just the inner eight candles left. The stink of rotting meat returned. I
wanted to cover my nose, but daren’t break the circle. And then Dante spoke in
a voice I didn’t recognize.
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Blurb:
Josh Delaney is the ideal honey trap. His charm and model good looks would be enough for most women, but coupled with his psychic ability to read their thoughts, he’s impossible to resist. Suspicious husbands employ him to test their wives, to see if they can be tempted to stray.
Josh Delaney is the ideal honey trap. His charm and model good looks would be enough for most women, but coupled with his psychic ability to read their thoughts, he’s impossible to resist. Suspicious husbands employ him to test their wives, to see if they can be tempted to stray.
High profile couple Suki and Gabe
Bridgewater have the perfect marriage, or at least, that’s the image they
portray to the world. Behind closed doors, Gabe’s dominance in the marriage is
unravelling and he decides to test Suki, using Josh as bait.
For Josh it should be just another
easy job, but two things go horribly wrong.
And two, Gabe refuses to let her go.
Author Bio.:
Romance author Sofia Grey spends her
days managing projects in the corporate world and her nights hanging out with
wolf shifters and alpha males. She devours pretty much anything in the fiction
line, but she prefers her romances to be hot, and her heroes to have hidden depths.
When writing, she enjoys peeling back the layers to expose her characters’
flaws and always makes them work hard for their happy endings.
Music is interwoven so tightly into my writing that I
can’t untangle the two. Either I’m listening to a playlist on my iPod, have
music seeping from my laptop speakers, or there’s a song playing in my head –
sometimes on auto-repeat.
Author web links:
Goodreads:
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6906923.Sofia_Grey
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Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Welcome Back Guest Author, Greg Sandora and "Gabby, Angel of God"
Welcome back Greg Sandora! So happy to be a part of the book tour for Gabby, Angel of God! If you LOVE, LOVE, LOVE angels (and WHO DOESN'T?)...this book is for you!
Here is a little about Greg and then we will visit Gabby, Angel of God.
I'm originally from the Portland, Maine area and lived and worked there for years before moving to Southwest Florida.
My first book, Jack Canon's American
Destiny: He's All In, is a Presidential Thriller, or some might say White House
Mystery Thriller, packed with action and adventure.
I just completed the sequel to Jack Canon's
American Destiny - which is titled Jack Canon's Women of the House: Love, Lust
and Loyalty (A story of Kindness, Passion and Courage that can't be separated.
It's has all of the same components of the first but leans toward a
Presidential Romance, or White House Romance Thriller.
The sequel is just as action packed, but
with a bit more spice than the first, some would say it's very sensual. Anyway
both are available on Amazon now.
My stories are full of adventures, thrills,
and romance, are fast paced and even have some hilarious moments.
The Jack Canon series will eventually be
about 7 books, book three is tentatively titled, Jack Canon's Ghost Operative,
it's a Presidential Agent Thriller and deals heavily in the shady dealings of
the CIA, Global Terrorism, and the do-what-ever it takes spy mentality. Anyway
the attitude of President Jack Canon is to make things right, No matter what!
My hope is to have people read the stories
and let me know their thoughts. My dream is to write full time and return to
beautiful Maine in the Summertime while spending winters in Florida. I probably
share that goal with a lot of people.
My Dad and Mom were artists, my father
painted and my mother wrote poetry and loved to garden.
Most Saturdays we loaded up the 1970 Chevy
Impala to trek to a one man show somewhere or other. I took a different track
graduating with a business degree; owning and operating an Award Winning
Franchise Fitness Center. Currently a professional manager I am living in
Florida with my beautiful wife and children, and following my passion.
About Gabby, Angel of God:
Gabby, Angel of God is a Supernatural Romance Thriller that feels
like falling in love!
The story starts out with a young widower, Bo, raising two small
children and the three heartbeats that will change his life. Ride along as
stunningly beautiful Gabby, takes this human man on the no-holds barred
adventure of a lifetime!
If you've ever lost a loved one this story is for you!
A story of Peace, Love, Hope, Charity and the strength of Faith,
you'll love Gabby, Angel of God.
Gabby, is gorgeous, powerful, and able to take on forces that would
make the most powerful armies turn and run for their lives. You'll be addicted
in no time!
Pure Fun...an Adrenaline Rush!
Just when a young man feels he has lost everything he meets an angel
and finds out that his life is just beginning. Gabby is an angel of God who
shows him that life is always full of surprises, adventures and a lot more
meaning than we can easily fathom. She shows Bo how to help others, be open to
love again and find the hidden strength that lies within all of us. It is a
story with heart and hope that will take you on an adventure of faith with one
amazing angel.
Gabby, Angel of God will take you on one heck of a ride!
Gabby, Angel of God is a Supernatural Romance Thriller, it involves
an angel, Gabby, short for Gabriella - Basically, a man during a visit to Bar
Harbor, Maine encounters a beautiful angel named Gabby; quite accidentally, he
is told - she wasn't supposed to make him aware of her existence. His purity of
spirit, kindness and capacity for love has revealed her to him. Naturally he
falls hopelessly in love with the beautiful creature, as humans can not resist
angels. The book is titled Gabby, Angel of God, Guardian and Messenger (Keeper
of the Peace, Love, Hope, Charity and Faith). She's quite something and they go
on a quick but exciting adventure helping people in trouble. Gabby fits nicely
in the Supernatural, Romantic Thriller, Paranormal and Time Travel genres.
Think Angel Encounter, Angel Romance Thriller, or Angel Adventure.
Excerpt:
The door chimes at the top of the old door
rang, signaling our arrival. Other than the little bells jingling, everything
seemed too quiet. I quickly surveyed the room sensing something was wrong. More
often than not you would get a friendly greeting when you entered a store,
especially in a small one-person shop. The shopkeeper would normally be so glad
to see a customer or have anyone stop by. Not here, not today, something was
off.
The store itself was normal - laid out the usual way with a few
grocery isles to make the state happy. Maine has a stupid rule that small
stores must stock at least a certain dollar figure of groceries in order to
maintain a license to sell beer, wine, and cigarettes. That’s how the
proprietor makes his money. To meet the requirement variety stores usually
stock a few isles of dust covered groceries conveniently priced at three times
normal. The right side of the store was reserved for groceries, leaving the
left side of Zeb’s lined with a neat display of old- fashioned beer coolers. A
dark oak, glass front counter had pride of the place at the back of the store.
It was topped by and old-fashioned brass cash register.
What seemed odd to me was the way the shopkeeper continued staring
straight ahead without saying anything. Not even a friendly, "What can I
do you for," when we walked in. A tall, heavy-set biker stood faced toward
the counter between the closest beer cooler and the center aisle. His massive
bulk, greasy ponytail, and leather vest made him look ominous. Gorilla hairy
except for his shaved arms completely inked with skulls, daggers, and black
lettering. The words so stretched over his skin you could barely make out the
ink. I always give guys like him a wide berth.
"Don’t worry, Bo," Gabby offered reassuringly as she
walked straight up to the counter as if she hadn’t a care in the world.
Standing side by side with the tattooed giant,
"Do you have Tab," she asked. "My boyfriend would
like one." Her voice was so cute I had to smile. I loved hearing Gabby
call me her boyfriend. Even if it was just for show, I played along.
The shopkeeper was shaking his head and biting his lip. I knew he
wanted us to just turn around and walk away. The sooner the better, if I was
judging his demeanor correctly. I was beginning to feel and sense things around
Gabby. It felt like my brain was finally waking up from a long slumber and
making connections that I never made before.
The big man turned to face my angel, towering over her, even in her
heels. "They’re fresh out, Missy," he barked, trying to intimidate,
"Why don’t you and your little girly man save yourself the trouble, and
just leave."
The storekeeper’s eyes were pleading with us to go. Gabby was
undaunted. She turned toward him, "Is that any way to speak to a lady,
Wesley?" She asked so fearlessly. It was sexy. I’ve never seen anything
like it and I was falling in love.
"How did you know my name you prissy little bitch?"
Gabby stood toe to toe with him. "The same way I know you’re
wearing your mother’s underwear, you big pussy-ass fat bastard!"
She’d obviously struck a nerve. Wesley breathed in deep and stood to
his full height puffing out his chest. He lifted his fat arm, exposing a
grotesque wad of black underarm hair. He pointed a platinum-plated 44 magnum at
Gabby’s face. "I’ve heard about a fucking-nuff out of you, whore!" He
snapped red faced obviously embarrassed by her perceptive reading of him.
Gabby looked at him with contempt. "Oh, shut your bad breath,
foul smelling, ugly trap, Wesley, you big-girl phony."
"Are you done? Slut!" He raged, "Who dies
first," he growled, "you or your little girlfriend." He pointed
the gun back toward me.
"You wanna go first, Fuck!?" He asked, "Or maybe I
should let you watch while your little bitch bleeds. How would you like that,
Princess?" He cocked the gun.
I was tiring of the fat man. I’ve been called wiry and rugged, even
handsome, but never girly or princess. Gaby’s confidence inspired a supreme
sense of calm. I was searching my memory for the right words, something droll
to say. It wasn’t every day I had the protection of an angel of God. I wanted
to say something that would impress her and make me sound cool, like Clint
Eastwood. Before I could think of anything Gabby kicked her red heel high into
the fat man’s chest, sending him flying into the closest beer cooler. With the
force of a projectile, his body hit the back of the antique cooler, shattering
through the glass doors and bursting the contents. Beer cans were flying out
spurting everywhere, rolling past me squirting their foamy contents all over
the floor. The heavy impact caused the store alarm to go off.
It all felt surreal. What’s wrong with this picture? There was a
dead body, broken glass, beer spraying all over the place. A half hour ago I
was lying down on the seat plank of a picnic table taking a nap, relaxing. Now
I’m accessory to murder, with an angel. That’s going to be tough to explain.
Gabby turned to me, "Are you okay?"
I was flabbergasted. "I didn’t know angels killed people?"
"They don’t, Bo, that guy was already dead!" She whispered
to me. Gabby looked at the body of the biker and whispered, "Jesus."
While the sweet fragrance of His name was still on her lips, a dark shadow left
Wesley’s body, disappearing like black vapor through the sidewall of the store.
"It’s going to be fine." Gabby reassured the man behind
the counter. She went to him and took his hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. He
was understandably very upset.
"You didn’t see anything. You don’t have to remember what
happened."
"I didn’t see anything," he repeated her words, shaky and
dumbfounded.
She turned to me, "Bo, we’d better go. You’re right; this would
be tough to explain."
"You read my mind?"
She grinned at me. "Yeah, get used to it."
"Did you know all this was going to happen?"
Gabby shrugged. "No, I usually get my orders just before He
needs me."
"Oh, you find out just before?"
Gabby winked at me. "Don’t worry, He never gives me more than I
can handle."
"Good thing!"
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Friday, May 23, 2014
Welcome Back Good Friend & Author Milly Taiden and "Dangerous Protector"! CONTEST ALERT-KINDLE HD FIRE & MORE!!!
So happy to welcome back our good friend, Author Milly Taiden and her latest book, Dangerous Protector! So sit back, read all about it (as they say), check out the video and be sure to ENTER THE GIVEAWAY FOR A KINDLE HD FIRE OR $140 GIFT CARD TO AMAZON OR B&N OR 13 OTHER FABULOUS PRIZES
Dangerous ProtectorFederal Paranormal Unit 2
If you run from love, you're asking for a chase... James Brock lived the past ten years without the woman he loves. Using his job as head of the Federal Paranormal Unit to help others, he's done a good job of ignoring his lack of a personal life until she returns. His salvation. His first love.
Cynthia Vega had a very good reason to leave the only man she loved after she'd accepted his marriage proposal. Now she's back as his boss. And he's not willing to ignore their chemistry or the past.
Brock is determined to claim his mate and prove that their passion is even hotter than before. He wants her and her explanation behind their separation. Except, some secrets won't stay buried in the past. Brock will fight his demons to follow her lead, but Cynthia's reluctance to explain their lost love may be the one key to their destruction...
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Excerpt:
Dangerous
Protector
© Milly
Taiden, Latin Goddess Press 2014
Chapter
One
“Brock!” The sound of Cyn’s yell reached him
just as he was about to hop into the passenger side of his vehicle.
He stopped. The frustration he
was tamping down surged all over again. She reached him a moment later, still
panting from the run out of the burning house.
“I just want to say…thank you.”
Her gaze dropped down to his mouth. Lust bubbled up inside him. At her slow
lick of her lips, he had to grit his teeth to stop himself from hauling her to
him. To taste her. “I know your team found the child.” She met his gaze. Desire
sparkled in the depths of her hazel eyes. “I appreciate it.”
The beast he never allowed
control roared inside, demanding a taste of her lips. Ah, those lips. She had
the full luscious bow shaped lips that he knew were soft, decadent, and fit
perfectly against his. Her lips, along with every abundant curve on her sexy
body, had been his downfall.
“You don’t need to thank me. This
is our job.”
“I know I don’t need to thank
you. But you and your team…” She glanced over his shoulder into the SUV.
Ramirez and Donovan were actively studying them with interest. “You got her and
called for help before anything could happen. You saved this child.”
He gripped the door handle. “No.
We found her. You saved her.”
“James…”
The hairs on his arms rose.
Something unlocked inside him. Her husky voice, pitched with that sexy Latin
accent, was like a punch to the gut. It was low, so low over the still blaring
sirens, over the shouts from the firefighters, if he hadn’t had enhanced
hearing, he’d never have heard it. None of that mattered. To hear her say his
name so softly instantly brought back memories of another time, another place.
A time when they’d done much more than mere talking. She shifted. His attention
was drawn to her chest. The material of her top plastered to her body, showing
off her full breasts.
Ignore
it.
He pushed the unwanted memories
and feelings back. “You got the kid, Vega. That’s what matters.”
Hurt clouded her eyes. Should he
care that she’d been hurt because he called her by her last name? No. He couldn’t care. She’d left him and never returned.
Until now. Those emotions weren’t part of him any longer.
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They're usually either paranormal or contemporary with a large dose of heat. My
paranormal stories can be anything from wolf-shifters (my favorites) to
witches, demons and anything in between. I was born the prettiest part of the
Caribbean known as the Dominican Republic. Currently, I live in New York City with
my hubby, the bossy kiddo and our little dog "Needy Speedy". Don't
ask.
When I'm not working some really long hours at the day job, or
hanging out in the awful life-sucking invention known as Facebook, messaging my
bestie in the UK or shopping with my sis Julie, then I can be found watching
scary movies. Buuut when I'm not doing that, I'm usually writing because the
voices won't shut up.
I am addicted to shoe shopping, chocolate (but who isn't, right?)
and Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
Come by and visit me! I love to meet new readers!
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Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Welcome Guest Author Michele Stegman and "The Shrew That Tames". CONTEST ALERT!!!
A warm WELCOME to Michele Stedman and her new historical romance, The Shrew That Tames.
What a BEAUTIFUL cover! And if you think that's great, wait until you read the book! Without further ado, here's just a little about The Shrew That Tames as well as some info. on Michele, too. And read on to find out how to ENTER TO WIN another of Michele's historical romances, Fortune's Foe!
The Shrew That Tames
What's an impoverished aristocrat to do when a beautiful heiress asks him to marry her?
Katherine is an heiress who uses her shrewish tongue to keep fortune hunters away. But what is it about Lord Ashfair that leaves her speechless?
Although in need of money, Peter Monroe, Marquis of Ashfair, has resolved to restore his ravaged estates on his own. How can he convince Katherine that he wants her, not her money?
Michele Stegman is a multi-published author of historical romances.
Her seventh book, The Shrew That Tames, 
has just been released from Breathless Press. She wrote the book as a challenge from her publisher to write a story based on a Shakespearean play. She chose The Taming of the Shrew, and, as you can tell from her title, she really twisted that old tale into something totally new. The Shrew That Tames is set during the Regency period in England.
Buy Links for The Shrew That Tames:
Another of Michele's books, Conquest of the Heart, is a Medieval historical, set during the Norman conquest of England. It was released in June from Breathless Press.
Her next offering from Breathless Press will be a short story, The Admirer.
You can find information about all Michele's books at her website, www.MicheleStegman.com and also on Facebook at www.Facebook.com/MicheleStegmanAuthor.
Michele will give away a copy of her historical romance, Fortune's Foe, to one lucky commenter.
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
"Alternate Hilarities: An anthology of 31 humorous short stories in Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror. CONTEST ALERT TOO!
Welcome to Giovanni Valentino, Editor and one of the authors in Alternate Hilarities!
Alternate Hilarities is a compilation of 31 humorous short stories. Here is a little about the concept (LOVE the book cover, BTW...), followed by some info. on Giovanni, blurbs for some of the stories AND a contest! Don't forget to ENTER TO WIN a $10, $25 or $50 AMAZON GIFT CARD! Contest runs until 5/20/14 - ENTER TODAY!
Alternate Hilarities
Blurb:
Along time ago in a city in central New York ....
Alternate
Hilarities
Episode 1
Back from
the Dead
In the early
nineties, a man had a dream. A dream of funny stories in his favorite genres,
Science fiction, Fantasy and Horror. Not just a joke at the end of the episode
like the original Star Trek or the occasional gem from Douglas Adams, but all
the time.
So
the small press fan-zine, Alternate Hilarities was born. Six issues were
produced against his ex-wife's express wishes.
And they
were terrible!
Just
Terrible!
It looked semiprofessional
but proofing was not his strong suit. He had no funds to hire a proof reader
and let's face it, volunteers suck.
But
the stories were great. Many talented authors sent in great funny stories. With concepts like game shows in the
afterlife, the last man alive and the secret life of a teenaged mad scientist.
But
in the end, the cost of publishing his pet project became too much and the zine
was retired.
Now,
two decades later, the overhead and distribution issues of the small press have
almost disappeared with the advent of eBooks.
With a new partner in crime who can do line edits with a professional
level understanding of spelling, grammar and punctuation, the man decided to
give his old love a second shot.
So,
here it is, The New and Improved Alternate Hilarities. We have Alien invasions
and Abductions, Time Travel, Ghost Ships, Demonic Possessions, Flatulent
Clowns, Body Switching, Talking Monkeys and Feghoots.
That's
right, I said Feghoots.
Google it.
So
off we go. With Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror and Halitosis for all!
Halitosis?
WTF? I mean Polarity?
Not
Again! I mean H I l a r i t y?
Damn
AutoCorrect!
With Stories by ….
Gavin
Cameron - A.B.
Rinklin - Dan
Doerflein - John H.
Dromey - Christine
Edwards Jaimie M.
Engle - Eric James
Spannerman - Steve
Esling - Laura
Thurston
Giovanni Valentino
About the Editor:
Giovanni Francesco Valentino has struggled at the art of writing for four decades against many demons like self-doubt, chronic depression, OCD and severe dyslexia. He has written a few memoir pieces about his life struggles going undiagnosed for more the half his life. He hopes one day to be a famous published science fiction and fantasy author.
He is a member of the CNY Writers Haven, a critique and writer support group. He is the editor of the upcoming humorous anthology, Alternate Hilarities.
Goodreads Author Page
Here is a list of some of the stories in Alternate Hilarities
Attack of Ye Olde Zombies by Cathy Greco
And, thus, the world ends… not with a bang… not with a whimper… but with the mournful cry of an off-key bagpipe playing an undead reel, and the sad, sad sight of deflated codpieces never to be filled.
1-800-CALL-GOD by Chuck Rothman
Help is just a phone call away...
Adrift by Dan Doerflein
In life, he sailed the high seas with his pirate crew. All he wanted in death was to sail the seas again. Before he can escape his situation and obtain the afterlife he dreamed of, he must first defeat a pirate’s worst enemy: a bureaucrat.
The Princess and the Witch by Isabel Sterling
Marisa only wanted one thing for Halloween: the ancient magic she possessed in a past life. She’d prepared for this ritual for years, and nothing could get in her way. Except, perhaps, her sorority girl roommate.
The Muse and the Psychiatrist by M. Kelly Peach
She was divinely beautiful, a daughter of Zeus with a serious problem. She needed a qualified and caring psychiatrist, with talent and experience, to help her. Little did she know he had his own agenda…
Upgrades by Daniel McPherson
Software updates. Sometimes they install cool new features. Other times they screw up your entire system. Which really sucks when the software is running inside your head.
The Great Abyss Disjunction by Danielle N. Gales
When Gregory Artifex became lighthouse keeper of the multiverse's loneliest dark corner, all he wanted was a little peace and quiet. The triggerfish, however, had different ideas. Gregory is about to have a very bad day.
The Bombastic Adventure of Bob from Planet 9 by Jaimie M. Engle
Bob and Melvin sit at Flo’s Intergalactic Greasy Spoon on the Tuesday the joint is held-up by two symmetrical beings called ‘humans’. Melvin accidentally disintegrates and Bob seeks revenge. But a visit to His Greatness on Planet 9 may change everything.
Do Flatulent Clowns Smell Funny by John H. Dromey
“Emission Possible” at the circus. The gastric suspense is intense. Will there be comic relief?
Dead Right, Dead Wrong By Ronald Friedman
The active Dead are not much different than the rest of us, although they can bore you to tears with stories about how they died. As the number of Dead increased, they emerged from the shadows and became politically active. Their party, Dead Americans Mobilizing for National Integration and Tolerance (DAMNIT), was ready to field a candidate for the office of President of the United States.
Language Barrier by Steve Esling
"Mit-choo "Mitch" Maru is Tenerelli and Associate's first Titanian accountant! But his progress in breaking social barriers and becoming more than just a "token alien" comes to a halt after a sticky situation in the bathroom with a coworker. Will the skills he learned in his college English courses be enough to tell others about this unfortunate close encounter?"
Small Change by Steven Grassie
Miserable and almost broke, as per usual Paul’s in the pub drowning his sorrows. His evening takes a strange turn, however, when he encounters an interesting, if rather implausible, individual… who might just have the answer to his problems.
Cash on Delivery by Laura Thurston
When you absolutely, positively have to have had it already call Einstein Express, where hindsight is the same as foresight.
Overdue by Jay Fuller
When the librarian can flay your mind as easily as she can gut you, very little will stand between her and an overdue library book – even a powerful (and generally disagreeable) wizard. And what if the book wants a say in the matter?
Diary of an Overlord by Clay Sheldon
Villagers are terrified, heroes quake in their boots, and the world fears his very name. Witness the origin of a terrifying(ish) demon lord. But be warned: not everything is as it seems...
Thorkwald and the Cherub by Day Al-Mohamed
The adventures of a misfit demon and his struggle to succeed, or at least not get fired (literally) in Hell’s corporate world. With the help of his trusty minion, an eight-legged llama, and his Ctrl-Alt-Smite button, what could go wrong?
Chicken Soup for the Demonically Possessed Soul by Felicia Lee
In this heartwarming tale of loss, redemption, and best practices for web design, we follow Al, a promising young man in the prime of his life, as he faces down the demons of unethical competitors and, well, actual demons.
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